Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

March 3, 2019

How to Walk

Lucy Bloomstran, A&E and Satire Editor

December 20, 2018

For six years, I have trudged behind and among you all on the way to classes. And for six years, I have remained silent about how truly awful you all are at walking. Seriously. No one at this school has any idea how to walk through...

Where is Black Friday Now?

Samuel Wang, Reporter

December 20, 2018

Once again, an amazing Thanksgiving season has come and gone, filled with lots of thanking and giving. There is nothing better than close friends and family sitting around the dinner table, bragging about their children’s accomplishments...

Satirizing our Penultimate Year at JBS

Carrie Zhang, Opinions Editor

November 3, 2018

During my younger, carefree years, I often dreamed about high school. Songs like “We’re All In This Together” and “Bop to the Top” gave me the impression that the four years would be magical. Well, Burroughs is nothing ...

Halloween Puns

Sara Cao, Reporter

November 3, 2018

It’s freaking bats, I know we all love Halloween! Whether your Halloween activities include getting sugar high from goblin too much candy (hehe get it), not being able to sleep because of the horror movie marathon you just ...

A Letter from The Backpage Editor

Lucy Bloomstram, Arts, Entertainment and Humor Editor

October 16, 2018

Hello Worldlings. The past few years at Burroughs have been great, don’t get me wrong, but we all know that something’s been missing. Yes, the newspaper still arrives with all regularity for you to quickly skim through bef...

The Future for Science Town

Carrie Zhang, Opinions Editor

October 15, 2018

It has been four months since Science Town was demolished. Sparkling, white, box-shaped buildings housed hundreds of students every day. However, the once-popular center was more than just a place for classes. Students were...

Introducing JBS

Evan Williams, Humor Editor

May 16, 2018

Do you have a need for quality education? Are you perplexed by the lack of options available in this day and age? Do you want the best for your children? Well wake up, folks, we’ve been around since 1923, and boy howdy, do we...

Inside College Admissions

May 16, 2018

On a drizzly day in February, nine admissions officers from the prestigious [REDACTED] University sit huddled around a conference room table within the ivy-clad admissions building. The conference room is littered with empty Starbucks...

To the Senior Athletes

Evan Williams, Humor Editor

May 16, 2018

Alright, alright, alright, let’s address the elephant in the room: the twig of a senior in skinny jeans (aka me) standing with the athletes during the announcement of the twelve season folk. Now, I can’t speak for the athletic...

Humor